Monday 8 September 2008

5 embarassing ways people die

5 most embarassing ways people die.

1) Crushed by a falling tree.
2) Drowning in a school field. (Mr Michael said it's possible)
3) Walking into a lamppost, and die from excessive loss of blood from ... the nose.
4) Die from appendix infection (Because you friend gave you a friendly punch)
5) Spent a bomb on a white tiger for your magic show, but white tiger decides to kill you.

And before you die, you say, "Don't ... kill ... the ... tiger ... ..."
Number 1, 2 and 3 are made up by me and Shana, as for 4 and 5 ... They're real incidents. Well, Harry Houdini died from an appendix infection (Apparently he did not go to a doctor) and some famous magician died from the white tiger attack.

I think it would also be embarassing when an orang utan attacks you. I mean ... an orang utan?!?!

2 comments:

Shana said...

OMG I REMEMBER US TALKING ABOUT THIS IT WAS SO FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY

Shana said...

OMG I REMEMBER US TALKING ABOUT THIS IT WAS SO FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY