To fill in the blanks

Heart removed neatly with a bowie knife, take out the blade and join the dots.
"Tired and felt it for awhile now."
Life is going to be so normal these few weeks, and I'm starting find it pretty boring already.

"Your tongue bores me numb."
... Was god-damn-it boring today, Irene and me was practically sleeping / stoning throughout the whole session and nobody ever notices anybody sleeping ... ... Maybe it's because everyone else was also sleeping.
Eliz : (Writes a 'B' on arm)
Irene : ... ... Going to write Bill all over your hand again?
Eliz : Uh, no. Actually I was going to write Boring.
And later Shana tells me its because I have a (bad) record for writing Bill all over

"If he can’t have your affection then he’ll thrive on your hate."
Whatever. Bill is still mine.

"There's no telling what I would do."
Uh ... It's a public holiday tomorrow and I'm probably going for tuition. Man, I am so boring.

Prepare to be assimilated.

Shana : Do you want stand there? (Turns around and noticed a couple making out)
Eliz : No!

And I'm just here to whine because I'm an annoying kid ... Nevermind, I think it's time for my Kaulitz therapy anyway. (Happy)








And ... It's time for Shana to love Coca Cola.


Don't worry, Felicia. I'm quite sure he still loves you.


Actually, I'm the irritating one who does it.


Yeahhhhh~

Prepare to be assimilated.

All in the name of art.

All in the name of ART.
"Bang. I shoot you in the middle of your eyebrows. IN-THE-NAME-OF-ART"

Aneroxic beauty queen walks down the red carpet
and fell down since her heels was 13 inches.
She broke her teeth and her left eye came out.
Blood was oozing everywhere and she started crying,
but she decided to get hold of herself and punched the donkey.
"Get the fuck out of here" screamed the donkey.
But the donkey ran away and married a horse.
They gave birth to a baby and named it "Horky"
The baby was a disaster!!! It ate raw chickens!!!
Oh, poor chicken, how I adore you.
Then *BLEEP* killed the chicken and made curry chicken. He loves curry.
But due to the chicken, he got chicken pox.
So he changed his diet to peas.

"Where the heck did the donkey came from?"
*BLEEP* was so boring! So four sixteen year old kids started writing lamo stories. Maybe we wrote the story IN-THE-NAME-OF-ART.
Pretty disturbed by some of the masterpieces I saw, damn.

Cyanide.

But they don't see what I can see.
She got to them and now she's coming for me.

She tastes like cyanide, poisoned right through.
I suddenly remembered my tuition teacher saying that there was this guy who died of cyanide overdose, because he ate a cup / cups of dried apple seeds and apple seeds contain cyanide! Who ever knew that even apple seeds could kill. (But to think of it, too much of anything kill too)
I swear its real. READ.


Mr. Krabs is so stingy, he probably won the iPod in a lucky draw.

"I would install a disco ball in my room. But the only problem is that I can't dance"
Whaaaaaaat?

Handsome squid

We're friends. Yeah, we're friends.
Maybe. Cause thats what we pretend to be.



Irene : Omg! Wentworth is so cute, handsome blahblah ...
Eliz : Who's Wentworth? This? (Points to the guy on the left)
Irene : No! Does he look like a Wentworth? And does he look like a Dominic?
Eliz : Well yeah ... The Wentworth guy looks more like a Dominic.

Irene is so cute :)
And Shana reminds me of a certain Spongebob, cause I feel like a certain Squidward when I'm beside her sometimes. Ok ... ... I was forced to smile for the camera and she was forced to stop smiling for the camera.
Anyway, I think I'm really slow, cause I just saw an episode on the handsome Squidward. I think it's more of disgustingly-beautiful. Click here for episode (Opens in new window)


Spongebob : Squidward, you're not handsome ... ... YOU'RE A HUNK!
Eh, like real



The horror I experienced watching it.

Hair

Hello, dude. BILL IS MINE.
I see you as you are.

Eliz : Mum, I'm getting dreadlocks.
Mother : WHAT!? But it smells!!!
Eliz : What!? But people wash their dreadlocks too.

I just tried out making my own dreadlocks with some stupid useless wax and now it's god-damn-it sticky and unpuffy. Damn, I need to wash my hair again.
I bought a black jacket for only 15 bucks. Even though I don't really need another jacket, the price of the stupid jacket is enough to make me happy. I'm laughing now because it's so fucking cheap!






You know you look best with dreadlocks, so I think you should get dreadlocks with me.
Haha, the fringe looks like vanilla swirl.

Maybe I should add a song to my blog (And I'll hide the goddamn pause button)
Emotions conquer logic.

Moment to reflect

Lets take a moment to reflect.

Jiayi : Why Beyonce can't drive?
Everyone else : Why?
Jiayi : Because ... she can only drive "To the left, to the left"


My hair looks horrid right now. But I'm going to wait for 1 more month and get some dreadlocks extensions. Yeah!


Yeah, dreads! I'm going to get it in black (And I'd never tie my hair like that)


They've got wigs for it!!!

Vena Cava, the doctor is insane.

5 random shit

Are we weird or are the others weirder?

1) Irene screamed when she found a jumping maggot in her dictionary. She kept it there until the end of school and when she decided to throw the maggot out of the window but her dictionary fell out as well.
"Someone call Michael Phelps here! Hes long arms should be able to reach the dictionary"
2) Shana was angry with a vegetable seller / fishmonger for making some insensitive remarks.
3) Felicia's encounter with a (fat) lesbian in her tuition yesterday.
4) Shana's secret crush on Trace Cyrus is now known to everyone in 4E3.


TRACE CYRUS WANTS YOU.

5) I was thinking of getting rubber tubes extensions for my hair.


Love this band ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Yeahhhhhhhhhm Angelspit.

Im happy.

Shopping was a total blissssssss, though we walk till our feets ache like total hell. Plus, everyone managed to get stuff for the prom too!!! Oh-my-god, I need more of these retail therapy even if it costs me an arm and a leg.

There's this shop which we went in and the damn shopkeeper was glaring at us. The worst thing she did was to shuffle the clothes on the rack right after we left the shop. Oh, for goodness sake.
But I'm still Happy.
I bet everyone else is too!


Hah! Bet shes dreaming of Georg Listing.

"Expect to get ripped-off. This is rock-and-roll. If you want money, consider a career in banking"
Oh-my-god. The coolest quote to bands, ever.

LAST PAPER FOR PRELIMS!

OH-MY-GOD!
Today is my last paper for the Prelims!!!

Eliz : (To Shana) Did you notice that the guy was scratching his armpit?
Shana : OMG! You saw that too!?
Shana : (To Felicia) Did you notice that the guy was scratching his armpit?
Felicia : OMG! You guys noticed too!?

There's nothing bigger than all of the little things.





Something random :

I photoshopped tattoos onto Gustav's fingers!

- Your parents won't let you listen to it, your neighbours will hate you for playing it, and you'll start to get ... bizarre friends (HEH!)
- Mona Lisa is actually Leonardo Da Vinci in drag (Winks)
Oh-my! It's so funny to watch a goth guy without eyebrows winking :DDD I'm in love Bill Kaulitz, Derrick Barry and ZooooooooooooGGGG!!!!

Shopping, shopping!
Overdramatic, but thats what happen when we have time.

Too many Bill around

P.S. I HATE YOU

I realised I've got a super short attention-span and get distracted really easily. I can never tend to stick to a topic (Maybe I'm just plain-boreddd or whatever.) Like for example, I might not be able to type finish this sentence without ... "OH WOW! NEW VIDEOS OF BILL KAULITZ!"
Alright, you see what I mean? There are just too many thread of thoughts running through my damn head cause if you notice my blog posts never seem to be whole and complete. I'm so jeeeaaaalllloouuuusss of those people who have such powerful concentration. Take today's E.Maths Paper for example - There are so reference to "Bill" and I couldn't stop thinking about Bill Kaulitz. Oh dear, Bill, why did your mum name you Bill and not something more exotic like ... Beihfeschkel or Jeofeofeo??
Eliz : What could possibly weigh a gram?
Felicia : Uh ... 1 Honey Star???
(I think Felicia's hungry)

Define sexy : Bill Kaulitz

Hearts, lies and friends.
Has your conscience call in sick again?

Myth
Emos LOVE to flick their fringe.

Truth
They don't. Why would they flick it and reveal their faces?

I'm every cliché, but I simply do it best :)
It seems alittle too early to be planning for the post-prelims-shopping-activites, but the last paper will be on Tuesday, which is only like ... 5 days away (Think of the shopping after that!) And oh, the god-damn Physics paper on Monday is going to drain me off mentally, and Physics is my worst subject ever. I think I'll be better off as a crocodile-trainer.

Define sexy :

I need a picture of him on my desk during my Physics paper.
"Devices capable of storing and displaying images are not allowed"
Right. Whatever.

Cruel, cruel, cruel.

Gossips - Hypocrites

Gossip, gossip, gossip.
Unspoken feud or we're just hypocrites.

"Only with these weird people around, you get sensational stories. The world would be such a boring place if everyone was sensible and nice."
~ Felicia Teo Mei Yi (The Great)

Oh right! The class photos are ready for orders!


Such a candid shot. No one was ready.


4E3! - You know you love us

Jiayi : Hey, stead with me!
Eliz : (Stoned for about 3 seconds) SURE!
Jiayi : AHHHH!?!?!

Someone actually said I was too uncouth and "Girls shouldn't be so crude!" Some suggestions were given to help me replace my usual vocabulary. (I don't see the point of replacing it though, cause it sounds really stupid)
When hell actually became afterlife, it didn't have the impact anymore. Look.
So ... WHAT-THE-AFTERLIFE!!?!?!
I've got a freaking huge ulcer that says I should shut up and stop laughing so loudly.

5 embarassing ways people die

5 most embarassing ways people die.

1) Crushed by a falling tree.
2) Drowning in a school field. (Mr Michael said it's possible)
3) Walking into a lamppost, and die from excessive loss of blood from ... the nose.
4) Die from appendix infection (Because you friend gave you a friendly punch)
5) Spent a bomb on a white tiger for your magic show, but white tiger decides to kill you.

And before you die, you say, "Don't ... kill ... the ... tiger ... ..."
Number 1, 2 and 3 are made up by me and Shana, as for 4 and 5 ... They're real incidents. Well, Harry Houdini died from an appendix infection (Apparently he did not go to a doctor) and some famous magician died from the white tiger attack.

I think it would also be embarassing when an orang utan attacks you. I mean ... an orang utan?!?!

Bandanas

Put the hood on first then tie the bandana, if not it's going to blow right off your face.
Yeah, it was reallyreally windy just now.

And bandanas reminds me of Mike Carden. He used a red flowery bandana to cover his mouth in one of TAI TV Episodes. (Shana says it's to hide his sniggering face, cause he can't act and is always caught laughing)


Mike Carden. LOL.


These are obviously photoshopped on.
Found it on Buzznet

Cropping the legs of the TAI guys. Man, all of them have such skinny legs.

Wally & All Time Low

Tripping on his shoes, tripping on his shoes.
And you're standing under the streetlight.




Jack Barakat at the extreme left looks cute :DD
Shana thinks the 2nd guy from the right is cute (Cause he did something weird in TAI TV)


Had to crop half of it, beacuase they're wearing undies.

I wonder how many more years I have to wait till I can see Bill Kaulitz.
Reptilian tongues. MEHHH. I want to watch Snake On A Plane with Irene.

Like a superstar

So beat it, just beat it.
Man : WHY ARE YOU HERE? ARE YOU HERE TO SEE THE DOCTOR?!?
Felicia / Elizabeth : Uh, no.
Man : WHICH SCHOOL ARE YOU FROM?
Felicia / Elizabeth : Swiss Cottage.
Man : WHERE IS IT??
Felicia / Elizabeth : Bukit Batok.

And after that he walked away. (Bet he didn't know where is the school though)
But Felicia was freaked out / shocked / "OMG, I felt as though he was confronting me" / stunned / "Why is he speaking to me in Chinese??".
The post mortem equipments was pretty rad though.

Don't wanna be a boy, wanna be a man.
Someone : How would you want to look like if you're a guy?
Shana / Felicia / Hanzi : Lean!
Elizabeth : I want to be skinny ... (Like Bill)


Yeah, Bill Kaulitz.

Anyway ... ...
Shana : NO!!! TRACE CYRUS IS MINE!!!

And we're bathed in the yellow, from the streetlight halo above my head.
Oh, remember to have enough rest, or your minds will become ... very active.

At trust, love and hope

At trust, love and hope.
And the truth - Things are pretty complicated.




I know this was so Spring, but I always love their hair.
{Stares really hard at pictures of skinny models}

Jiayi just made me feel like shopping.

The sounds of this small town make my ears hurt.
"Oh yeah, you caught me" But I caught you on worse.
They say "You want a war, you got a war" But who are we fighting for?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAULITZ TWINS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILL KAULITZ!
(And Tom Kaulitz too!)


Don't ask me why I used this picture of Peter and Jane.
Irena's obsessed with them.
(Note : This is not a typo error. It's Irena, NOT Irene)


Look at how much they've grown!
They don't even look much like twins now.


Love you so much, Bill.

And man, I would air-mail them presents if I know their address.