Friday 31 October 2008

WHAT A HORRIBLE LIFE MANZXZ

Study group with the dudes.
Or dudettes ... If there was such a term.

What would you wear to a halloween party?
... ... I would go as a chinese vampire, cause the western vampires are just sooooo common ... Step aside, Edward Cullen, cause the chinese vampires are the alternative kids, and alternative kids = hearts ... ... Or maybe I can go as a really cool Victorian ghost.
Shana wants to be a banshee (cause she can scream) / iPod (And Jiayi can be her earpiece) / ghost ... Felicia wants to be a gladiator, and Hanzi wants to make a toga after the Os.
Ok ... (I forgot what Jiayi wants to go as, Shana's earpiece?)



Bill was immortalized in wax at the Madame Tussauds museum! I'M SO GOING TO BERLIN.
Angelspit coming to Singapore!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Jumping in my goddamn seat now!)


Though Angelspit put on their site that there will only be a DJ set, not playing live. But then again ... Anyone willing to go with me? :)
WAIT A MOMENT : I THINK I'M OVERSEAS. AHHH I !@#$ WANT TO DIE

(Sigh) But just to make sure, I think I'm going to ask them on their forum :)

Thursday 30 October 2008

On a random note... ...

... ... ... ... ... I need a haircut.
The fringe is becoming mop-like, and my ends are all curling out and on top of that, Irene found lots of split ends and frizzy hair.
... ... ... ... ... You get what I mean


The dog more Powderful than me ok! Got dreadlocks somemore!


The komondor dog looks cute when it's still a puppy, but WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!
"Why is someone throwing a mop over the dog-hurdle?"


WINNER!!!

Shana and I was discussing about what happens at a Avril Lavigne concert, when the tweens start singing "Girlfriend", and there's this line which goes like "I'm the mother-f***ing princess" ... ... Do the kids sing along with her or does Avril censors them off?
... ... ...
LOL, love us, cause that's the littlest stuff we think about ALL the time.

And !@#$%!!! The bloody shoes costs about a total of S$160++! Damn you shipment fees!!! ... I think I'd go make my own pair. I CAN DO IT, I HAVE THE POWER, YEAHHH!
(Lame-shytz, I know`)

Oh, leave me a tag if you find the link! Irene, "Ahhhhh it's a game!"

Wednesday 29 October 2008

Red eyes and blue lips

Her red eyes, her blue lips ...
... ... Or is it the other way around?

I think I'm putting on weight during the examination period ... Damn, I would be snacking while I'm mugging and walking around the house looking for food (Ok, the part about walking around the house sounds pretty much rat-like) But well yeah, things are like insane that now. I need to lose the extra weight, or it'll be bad for my health, since I'm already sooooo unfit.
"This is crazee! CRAZEEEE!!!"

Oh yeah, I want the plastic heart my mother has in the hospital. The real-looking heart looks so much cooler than the baboon-ass-lookalike thing that everyone uses now ... LOL. Oh and the syring pen too! Thats goddamnit cool.


"When she took out the syringe, I was shocked, so I closed the window!"

Tuesday 28 October 2008

Slack shitz

My car can drive on water

GTA is for stress-relief.
Photoshopping is really addictive.
Mum has promised to pay half of the price of my shoes (Hurray)

And guess what I've been doing during the weekend (Sigh)

Oh hell, and I'm having a headache now. Damn it. I need a tight slap.
I changed my skin! (And I notice Shana changed hers too, lol)

Thursday 23 October 2008

Opheliac in me


I only hope that in the end you will see
It’s the Opheliac in me.


Cause Opheliac's such a f***ing beautiful song.
Industrial. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, rock!!
Angelspit writes back in their forum! GOOOOOOOO!!! (As in "Go" not "Goo") DestroyX and ZooG! DestroyX makes her own jewelleries, oh-my-oh-my, pretttttyyyy!
Ok, wrong, not supposed to get this kind of holiday mood.

E. Maths and A. Maths tomorrow ... Need to study the utilities bill, cause I realise I always forget that and (ugh) plane geometry as well.

Coz englizh iz ova' n I m goin' to speel like shitz ... ... or mayb use lotza chyneeze.

Monday 20 October 2008

Emilie Autumn





F***ing pro violinist.

Ok, nothing to write about.
Jiayi : If any of you are having stomache, come and find me!!! (Waves a packet of green pills in the air)
Shana, Felicia and Me : ... ... ... ... ... ... Uh.

I'm tireddddddddddddddd.

Saturday 18 October 2008

Study hard!

I CAN'T F***ING SPELL WHEN I AM ANGRY.
... ... "I want to seat over there"
... ... "Bill Kaulitz is mind!"
And Irene would be circling the wrong words. UGGGHHHHH!

ANYWAY. Friday was the last day of school. Monday is the first day of O levels. Work hard, 4E3!


4E3 IN GERMANY!!! (WOOHOO)


4E3 IN KOREA!!!

Cause the original purple-orange background was so ugly.

F***, choking on seasame seeds.

Thursday 16 October 2008

Chem TB

Seeeeeeeerrrrrioously.
I REALLY HATE it when people listen to same sh*t as me. Alright, I'm selfish, but pleazzzzz, dude, get your own set of bands.
Eleeeez is really selfish - Tokio Hotel will only be shared by REAL fangirls, not the truck-load of imposters you see nowadays ... ... And all other alternative sh*t I listen to ... ARE ALL MINE.

Skinny Little Bitch was removed due to the stupid He-Man video.
"I hate those people who put videos on their blogs and yet their songs can't be stopped" Yeah, I hate those too.

Chemistry Textbook For Sale
■ "Still in mint condition"
■ "Used once or twice only"
■ "Comes with free notes!!!"






KINDLY DO NOT DROP ME MAILS ASKING FOR PRICE. This is a joke.

Pre-Examination Stress - Bitchy behaviour will not be tolerated.
You wouldn't want me screaming into your face, dude.

Wednesday 15 October 2008

EMO HE-MAN!





... ... ... ... Rent you headless-horseman costume now!

Everyone loves He-Man.
Felicia : Why He-Man? "He" is already a male, why another "Man" at the back?
I can't answer that, maybe we'll find it in ... Wikipedia!!


Now, what's the caption that comes to your mind when you see this??
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Maybe
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Or
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He is the homecoming queen, hip new breed of cliche! HAHA.

Ok, how about giving him a makeover?

Before
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After
I forgot to change his shirt colour, and emo because it's all the rage now.

Irene says he looks ridiculous because he has a huge body ... ... And yeah, I think so too.
Ok, someone please give me a virtual slap whenever I come online to do these sh*t.

Tuesday 14 October 2008

I HAVE THE POWERR



I HAVE THE POWER!!!!

The prince needs a f***ing haircut and his muscles look like rocks ... ... WHY DO Skeletor have such nice and muscular body while his head is a skull?? Cartoons are so weird ... ...
Mrs Sng even said "Why did all of Incredible Hulk's clothes tear except for his pants?" And the reasons me and Shana came up with ...

1) If all his clothes tear, the show would be rated M18 for nudity, so the pants there never tear.
2) Incredible Hulk wears spandex pants all the time, so the pants streches instead of tearing.

Ok, wrong. And I'm suppposed to be studying now ... a few more days to Os.





Ooh, animated Bill images! ... ... ... ... ... I'm supposed to be studying.

Saturday 11 October 2008

Elephants Like Imitating Zebras And Bears Eat Tamed Horses speaks

Went to the library with Slimy Hobbits Are Not Awesome and Freaks Eat Lizards In Creamed Icing Apples. Forced myself to stay awake by slapping myself and they thought I was weird ... ... Now who's talking.
"Go wash your face!"
"No! I'd rather slap myself!"

Elephants Like Imitating Zebras And Bears Eat Tamed Horses.
And they say "Because you're animalistic" ... ... But it was only trying to show them how Trace speaks, and if I am animalistic, what would Trace be?
Talking about Trace Cyrus, there is a band called Metro Station Band and it isn't the Metro Station which Trace is from, and I hope Metro Station Band change their name, so people wouldn't confuse it with Metro Station.



This is Ayria ... ...

... ... For Slimy Hobbits Are Not Awesome,
who has been wondering how the girl from Ayria looks like.

Isn't much happening today. Slimy Hobbits Are Not Awesome came to my house for dinner and my mum decided to stuff her with food (As usual) ... Was talking to Slimy Hobbits Are Not Awesome about stuff over dinner and we agree that people who listen to the same bands to try to fit in are sick. I mean, go find your own bands, and leave mine alone!

"I tried so hard to let go, but now she's a f***ing lesbo
What am I to do? I'll go screw a kangeroo"

Friday 10 October 2008

I need to study

Have a blast even though there isn't much to do.
Does this picture of Bill looks like a certain T-O-M-K-A-U-L-I-T-Z or what?

Almost half of my class was down with flu / fever and attendance wasn't very good. Some people also tried to run away during the last block lesson and was caught by the teacher ... Except for a guy who managed to escape.
Stared at a weird Thai-looking man wearing huge shades embracing his (really) un-slim girlfriend who was wearing a pair of short-shorts. Hmm, sexy-sexy?

... By the way, I don't gamble like what Shana said (Who would want to gamble when the grand-prize is Trace Cyrus??) ... and I don't know why Pete Wentz's photos makes me laugh!



... ... Ok, now I know why.

Have not been watching the Taiwan music scene, but I heard Mayday's releasing new album :) I think I want to get Angelspit's album as well, cause DX and ZooG ... "Are more than happy to sign on your album"
I think I'm falling asleep. This is bad, I need to study.

Thursday 9 October 2008

Everyone's sick

Reallyreallyreally sleepy
Eliz : The medicine's making me sleep ... ...
Irene : (Massive shakes me) ... ... Do you feel more awake now? (Continues shaking me)

4E3 is down with flu and fever. Rest well, people.


Get well soon, Shana, Sheryl and Rachel!



If you can guess who he is ... ...


He was so * cute.

Saliva laced malicious. skinny little bitch.

Tuesday 7 October 2008

Despair

Take me as an idiot, I don't really care either.
"Doh, me got stupid brain, dddoooohhhh."


Go, Despair, go.

Anyway, my mother has everything against my fringe.
Mum : Your hair looks fake. Especially your fringe, it looks like a fringe-piece.
Mum : Your hair is distracting you from your studies.
Mum : It looks like a fringe-piece that old men likes to wear.
Mum : You need a haircut.
But I'll never cut my hair.
... ... I know she's bound to make me cut it someday. But that's someday, and I hope someday will never come. BESIDES, I'm a hippie and hippies don't cut their hair.


And why can't my hair grow into a ribbon shape!?!?!

Hell!

Friday 3 October 2008

SO MANY FUCKING HARRY POTTERS

"And besides, my reputation's on the line"
I was mistaken for a boy again, and when I told my mum, she said "Wow, now I have 2 sons!"

Irene used to keep photos of manly-girls / girly-boys in her phone.
Irene : I deleted it, cause I found it too sick.

The worst photo I found in her phone was a picture of a man's face being photoshopped (badly) onto Hermione Granger's body. The funny part was that that person was holding a fucking laptop ... and Hermione Granger don't fucking hold laptops (The guy's from Super Junior too)
Speaking of Harry Potter ... ...









"Please put the doctor on the phone cause I'm not making any sense"
Shana picked up the habit of drawing chickens on worksheets.
Shana : Do you want broiled chicken or fried chicken??
Irene : Both.

And she tells me she wants to watch this ... ...


... ... Classic

Alittle insane right now :)