Hottie and Nottie. Princess and Dragon

"And what happens next was a series of unfortunate events."
I've forgotten about my calculator. Pretty-damned.
Thank god Miss Ma lent me hers. I owe her loads-and-loads-and-loads.


Ooh, isn't that a line from the movie "Hottie and Nottie"?
Featuring Alex and Shana.


Thinking about her crush again?
Felicia.

I need to get something different and refreshing for my mother. Well, Mothers' Day is this Sunday.
"Mummy! A Bill Kaulitz poster just for you!"
"What?"
Just joking, and besides, she doesn't even like Bill at all ...